Monday, January 30, 2012

Golden Girls Dolls by Ricky Kwong


On a related note, as I approach my twilight years, I find my sympathies increasingly lie with Dorothy as opposed to Blanche. Same thing has happened with the Boosh (Vince to Howard), and Sex (Samantha to Miranda). Is this normal or am I just becoming boring before my time?


Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Simon Says Best Song Ever

Simon has intermittently been getting this song stuck in my head for the last month or two, but I only just saw the awesome clip and now it's stuck in my head again.

Simon says that Azealia Banks is a mixture of M.I.A., Santigold & Amanda Blank, but I think she's a bit like Nicki Minaj. We both agree however, we most definitely would.

Coping With Your Busy Schedule

FYI I was on the Aussie Party Pills site because I am researching herbal cigarettes, in particular ones which don't taste like arse. Anyway, I didn't find any hippie smokes, but I did locate teh LULZ.

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Where the Wild Things Walken

OMFG. Walken cuts through the indulgent hipster introspection of the film and makes a classic story palatable again. Haunting, ........even.

via Mashable

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Family Matters Theme Tune American Idol Audition

An excellent blend of crazy and talented which, sadly, are usually mutually exclusive on televised talent shows. Personally, I would watch a whole season of X Factor: Search for a TV Theme Tune Popstar. Thank You For Being a Friend would totally be the new Proud Mary.

Warming Glow

Friday, January 20, 2012


Can't Believe It Koala has teh cute!


Sand Sharks

All the haters who said Brooke Hogan would amount to nothing are laughing out the other side of their faces now!


Looking for Banksy with Joan Collins

Oh, I see, you've decided to create a film based on the most ingeniously ridiculous premise in cinematic history. Hats off, Sir. Hats off to you.


Santigold - Big Mouth

Very like. Very very like. Apparently her new album is a collab with Major Laser. Also, did she just get about 1,500 x hotter?

via Under the Radar NZ

Shit Fashion Girls Say

This truly is the video meme that keeps on giving. HASHTAG TOTEZ AMAZE!

Thx for sharing, Talz.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Mr. Muthafuckin' eXquire - Huzzah

Huzzaaaah! I knew drinking out of kitchen utensils would catch on. I was ahead of my time when I introduced the milk-frother shandy, but it looks like the world may now be ready. AT LAST!

via Platform


ART THOUGHTZ appreciation is definitely enhanced when the subject is a mega-douche.


Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For?

*hats off*


Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Oh the Places You'll Go at Burning Man

Except that when you get there, the beautiful people in this video will be diluted by 1,000s upon 1,000s of crusty freegans.


Shit Nobody Says


Thursday, January 5, 2012

Wanker Banker

What a repugnant man. FULL & FRANK DISCLOSURE: I may use "fucking cumsock" and "coolio iglesias."

via BotI.

Interspecies Friendship: The Kitten & The Deer

Thanks for the Friday #WAAAAAAA, Zoe.