Sunday, March 27, 2011

Genius Reclaiming of Flashmob Concept



4chan plots to create a flashmob that surprises the gormless, love starved participants rather than the onlookers.

Hahaha! I hope the Times Square EarthCam is high enough resolution to capture the moments their dreams die! LULZ! Be watching at 7:30pm New York Time on 13 May or 9:30am Sydney time on 14 May.

The Daily What

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Got Ponies?

Um. Yep.

Waaaaaaaaay more at Know Your Meme. Thank you 4chan - I think this even beats sending Bieber to North Korea.




Bonus Track: Trololo Pony

DJ PON-3: What Is Love?

Oh hai. Yeah, there's going to be A LOT of pony posts for a while. Like A LOT.

Ponies Trending Everywhere



/b/ board? PONIES ARE TRENDING
Blogosphere? PONIES ARE TRENDING
Tumblr? PONIES ARE TRENDING
Know Your Meme? PONIES ARE FUCKING TRENDING!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK YOU INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CEILING CAT HAZ HERD MY PRAIRZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm too excited to speak for long without caps lock on so I'll let KYM explain:


About

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a Canadian/American flash cartoon series produced by Studio B Productions based around the My Little Pony Universe. It was developed for television by Lauren Faust, who also worked on The Powerpuff Girls and Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends. Since its on-air debut in October 2010, The series became a popular subject of threads, reaction images, and macro images on 4chan.
Those who are avid fans of the ponies are commonly known as “Bronies”, and often use their little ponies to instantly derail threads.

Monday, March 21, 2011

I Can Haz Intarwebz Psychologeez


If you can't afford a real life psychological examination, or even a tarot reader, I implore you to take this simple test which will reveal to you the most important aspects of your life at the moment.

I can now see that the things that have been bubbling away under the surface of my consciousness are:

gook, silk, zag, yap and pot

HELLO CLARITY! It's all there - latent xenophobia, a love of rich fabric, the eternal search for zig, love for small, noisy dogs and either my guilt over my inability to keep a houseplant alive, or my life-long dream to establish a medical marijuana farm and reggae club*


*The Rasta Your Ass: Reefers 2 Recovery Cafe & Farm will be situated on the grounds of the Rest Your Ass Donkey Sanctuary. All donations can be made directly into my hello_emily PayPal account. Let's make some dreams come true together!

kitty lint

Raptorize Plug-In of Awesome



Ever been in the position where web browsing just doesn't seem fun anymore? Not getting excited about that blog you've got to read for work? Feel like something's missing on your site?

RAPTORIZE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks Ben!

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Friday: GIRL IN PINK RESPONDS TO TUMBLR



Awww. Benni is actually super cute! She's a vegetarian for animal rights reasons whose dentist lies to her about when her braces are coming off. She is a Bieber fan who will marry everyone who so desires it and has a 128 foot driveway. She adorably mispronounces GIF.

I BEG OF THEE INTERWEBZ, SPARE BENNI FROM THE FIERY WRATH DESIGNED TO CAST JESSICA BLACK ASUNDER. SHE IS THE BLAMELESS JON CRYER TO REBECCA'S CHARLIE SHEEN, THE LOVEABLE Y U NO GUY TO BLACK'S TROLLFACE.

Thanks for your time.

TDW

Faced: James' Face

#Winning at Facebook tomfoolery. Naughty adland creative type Oli Beale sneaks into his friend James' Facebook and subtly alters his photos before re-uploading them. Crankiness/hilarity ensure.



Oli + Alex via The Daily What.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Vancouver!

THE AUTOTUNE.... IT DOES NOTHING!!!!!!



Epic freestyle at 2:13.

The Awesomer

Monday, March 14, 2011

Guns: Single Ad Convinces Me They're Not That Bad After All

Boom boom boom! *clappy hands*



copyranter

PonyCraft 2

StarCraft II x Ponies = WINNING



Buzzfeed

Rebecca Black is Currently #2 Trending Topic on Twitter (Sydney Trends)

Which means being cruel to a talentless teen is officially more important than praying for Japan in the wake of the tsunami, Tony Jones, Kevin Rudd, Pearl Harbour, Julian Assange and Miranda Devine.

And that's why I love you, interwebz.


link



KILL HER WITH FIRE!!!! SHOW NO MERCY FOR HER SELF-ESTEEM DURING HER FORMATIVE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! END HER!!!!

OMG she's so right about Fridays though!

Birthday Winning



Someecards

When You Think the Web is Only Trolls and YouTube Commenters Who Call You a Fag or a Nazi, Remember...

It mostly is. But it's also full of amaze.

Long read, but well worth it. Save it for when you have the time.

Reddit - 51 hours left to live : IAMA

Friday, March 4, 2011

Learn Drums with Lee Bridges*



LIKE A BOSS(A NOVA)

*unless you live within a 2km radius of me.

Have You Seen This?

STOP PRESS: Priest Found To Be Drunk, Super Gay

An asshole priest who's totally out of touch with reality? WELL I NEVER!

Highlights include: "I'll give you the sermon on the mount!" "Are you trying to get me to be like some kind of like sexual slave?" "Oprah Winfrey is going to get her fat ass down here!" "I want you to love me!" allegations of indecent exposure and assorted warbled psalms.



Oh, Father Curry!  The Ukrainian Byzantine Church is clearly where it's at!

The High Definite.

WANT: Custom Unicorn Hoodie



WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT IN EVERY COLOUR.

By ivebinpharteen on Etsy, via Lost at E Minor.

Saturday Anthropomorphised Associated Objects



Murmurs of Middle Earth - Pogo

Lord of the Rings, autotuned and remixed for your pleasure.



The Awesomer

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Answer Me This Evolutionests!1!!!!!1!!!!!



In you're face siance!

Michael Gira

Champagne Taste - Univore

Is this real life? Has the Sudafed finally kicked in?



whatevs

Menage a Trout



It Makes No Sense

George Michael Still Has It


I'm really quite ill right now, so blame it on the bush fever if you will, but this PDG (public display of George) is really doing it for me right now.

Winning



Ignored Prayers

4chan Zing



Link

TheBestPictureOnTheInternet.com

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Celebrity Rant Terror Alert System



Buzzfeed

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Only Bowie



WYLITS

PSA: Just Say Yes To Humanities



Best of the Interwebz

The Mystery of Bear Grylls



Not Safe For Human Consumption

Jack Your Strat With Alex Bragg

Alex Bragg is a well known social media guru and personal hero of mine, along with Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber.

Here are some insights on how to turn your social media strat up to 11. This video has everything:

Strat - check
Techspert - check
Advanced techniques - check
Leveraging Twitter - check
Influence - check
Digital footprint - check
Monetisation - check
Personal brand - check
Kardashians - check
Over-straturation - check
Strat tats - check
Steve Jobs - check
Smoking salvia while listening to Bush and eating some Frosted Flakes - check


A Drink With Dave: Alex Blagg, Part ONe from Brandon Walowitz on Vimeo.

Via Here's Some Awesome

PUG SLIPPERS: METAAAAAAAAAAAA



Nick Holmes...

Live the Sheen Dream



Sheen By Sloths



Sheen: Fire-Fisted Warlock with Tiger Blood, Adonis DNA