Saturday, December 31, 2011

@charltonbrooker's 2011 Wipe

Part 1 of 4. Which just reminded me to Google Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2011.  IT'S BRITISH SNARK TIL BEDTIME BITCHEZ!

via TDW

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Man Hit By Out Of Control Train

Another piece of evidence to support my YouTube Comments Are Totes Maturing theory.

Tastefully Offensive

Good Evening Stephen Fry

I sessy had no idea he said good evening a billion times every show. Now I'll listen for it every time. This is the QI of the show QI. So meta.

The Presurfer

DJ Earworm 2011 - World Go Boom

Best yet?...


WTF I Wanted An iPhone

OMG this is bullshit. I didn't get an iPhone for Christmas either, and this made me realise how super angry I am entitled to be.



Monday, December 26, 2011

Tim Minchin - WoodyAllenJesus

Apparently Jonathan Ross, or Jonathan Woss as he refers to himself, wouldn't put this lulzy ditty on his Christmas TV show because he was scared The Sun would rally a lynch mob to pitchfork him to death upon hearing it. Also, Jonathan Woss would never do anything in poor taste that may offend anyone with delicate morals. (Grandfathers of gothic burlesque artists excepted, of course.)

Anyway, I think it's rather good, and so do half a million other people, if the views on this YouTube video which Tim uploaded 5 days ago are accurate. So perhaps Mr Woss was actually doing Tim a massive favour by creating the kind of controversy which he knew would peak the interest of the internet and attract more eyeballs than an appearance on late night UK TV ever could.

It's a Christmas miracle happy yet fully explainable occurrence.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Mullet Whistler

This hurts my teeth. And my ears.


'Twas the Drunk Before Christmas

Gosling. So hot right now, but Jim Carey steals the show IMO.

Moar Gosling on Tumblr here, herehere, here, here and here.

Fucking James Franco

The fact that this "collection of erotic fiction that describes hypothetical sexual encounters with the greatest American actor, writer, and visual artist of all time" has received 142% of its funding goal on Kickstarter doesn't just give me hope for the future of the arts, but for humanity in general.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Pony Rant: The Post

Yeah, OK fine, except that the damn post office DOESN'T OPEN WEEKENDS or freaking EVENINGS so it's kinda hard to take your stupid note there unless you are unemployed, in which case, WHY ARE MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS FUNDING YOUR EBAY HABIT????!!!!


Haters Gonna Hate

These bitches keep it real.

Thanks @MickeyG77!! x