Monday, October 31, 2011

Confused Kurt Russell Supercut

Poor Kurt feels like an outsider in his own movie.

Thanks Nick!

Monday, October 24, 2011

Basket Case

"Kittens are in danger of drowning in rapacious floodwaters!"

"Fuck that." ~This Guy, 2011

Cute Overload

Friday, October 21, 2011

Like Mah Status

God she's figured out all my professional tactics. Like.

PS my measure of a lady now includes matching her gum with her bra strap.

via Mashable

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Keyboard Cat IRL

Just to be clear - YES, I do want this as a gift and it wouldn't turn into a situation where you got it for me for Christmas or just because and then realised almost immediately that it's the kind of thing I joke about wanting but I am actually offended that you think I'm that immature that I'd want this for reals. I do want it.


Snoop Dogg: Good at the Internet

Oh hi, I just thought you might be interested in seeing the best thing ever:

You may be a weed smoking, porno making, gangsta rapping superstar but you have all the internet skills of a wan, beardy, socially awkward virgin, Snoop. Respect indeed.


Saturday, October 8, 2011

Pony Award Nominee: Best Refusal To Let A Meme Die

I put off watching this, expecting a forced rendition of a tired meme, but Hitler really delivers on the Great iPhone 5 Disappointment. Extra credit for seamless integration of Lemon Party into a completely unrelated scenario. Also, Android sux.

PS Extra credit to Boing Boing for their most appropriate and fitting RIP Steve Jobs re-skin.

Star Wars x Labyrinth: Han Jareth FTW

Too amazing.


Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Rick Perry: Lovable Republican

Makes perfect sense to me...

College Humour

Modern Catholicism: Sign Me Up

Catholics appear to have changed their tune since last time I checked. Like, they have finally embraced science. Check out this guy, who is able to reference* studies (yes, plural) which prove that TV brainwashes us.

Anyway, new Catholicism rawks. Let me share with you some of its other ideas, with which I cannot but agree, including but not limited to:

Feminists got it right! Men are super crappy.

Time to shape up guys. That means no more sport or video games. (Pretty much a given without the telly, anyway)

Also, what the Nazi Pope Benedict are you wearing? Studies and/or the Bible teach that shorts are Satan's bloomers, you sloppy bastards. Pictures from the 1950s show that Dads used to keep their suits and ties on ALL NIGHT after they got home from work - more incontrovertible evidence that we're doing it all wrong today.

And don't even get me started on flip flops.

I don't think so. I DON'T THINK SO!

Dog & Pony Show

*No studies actually referenced, as much as referred to. Oh come on, like you were going to read them anyway.