Friday, September 23, 2011

Like a Big Girl


Being elderly and eating alone is the next best thing to having an adorable puppy or being great with kids but not having kids in terms of chick magnetism.



FYI ladies - this actually happened to me once, and just as I was finishing up constructing the old dude's life story from being a 14 year old in the trenches to nursing his wife through one of the really bad diseases you're not sure what it is, his wife turned up with her honey soy chicken and I spent the rest of my meal eavesdropping on their racist conversation.

Let this be a lesson to all of us that old people are tricksy and evil, and that nursing homes may not be the blight on modern society that many bleeding hearts claim them to be.

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