I'm sorry internet - please forgive me. No, I don't hate you! Of course I miss you! I know! I know my job is affecting our relationship, that's why I've set aside some quality time for us right now. Please, talk to me. How you been? Is Rebecca Black still big? Jumped the shark you say? Hahaha - oh internet, see? This is just like old times!
Don't cry... I love you!
Colbert makes good on his bet with Jimmy Fallon to perform Friday on his show if he raised $26,000 for charity: