An asshole priest who's totally out of touch with reality? WELL I NEVER!
Highlights include: "I'll give you the sermon on the mount!" "Are you trying to get me to be like some kind of like sexual slave?" "Oprah Winfrey is going to get her fat ass down here!" "I want you to love me!" allegations of indecent exposure and assorted warbled psalms.
Oh, Father Curry! The Ukrainian Byzantine Church is clearly where it's at!
The High Definite.