Awww. Benni is actually super cute! She's a vegetarian for animal rights reasons whose dentist lies to her about when her braces are coming off. She is a Bieber fan who will marry everyone who so desires it and has a 128 foot driveway. She adorably mispronounces GIF.
I BEG OF THEE INTERWEBZ, SPARE BENNI FROM THE FIERY WRATH DESIGNED TO CAST JESSICA BLACK ASUNDER. SHE IS THE BLAMELESS JON CRYER TO REBECCA'S CHARLIE SHEEN, THE LOVEABLE Y U NO GUY TO BLACK'S TROLLFACE.