Saturday, February 26, 2011

Helpful Work Insult Options

Instead of saying 'Fuck off HR Department' try saying 'Thanks so much for providing new ways to express myself that don't involve profanity! Also, I quit.'

Via Digg

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Crazy Neighbours

Sadly, my crazy neighbours are politely irritating and ensure any qualms they have with my window furnishings and clothes drying arrangements are dealt with via a note written on an arch-conservative local member's stationery and slipped under my door.

Nowhere near as entertaining as this awesome block of flats spat in Melbourne.

Awr Luv

We can neva haz :(

Girls + Horns + Feathers + Boobs

Friday, February 18, 2011

Meme Alert: Who Is Arcade Fire??!!??

When indie rock band Arcade Fire beat Eminem and Lady Gaga to the Grammy for Album of the Year last week, it appears many netizens were somewhat surprised. Despite the fact they created the soundtrack for Spike Jonze's Where The Wild Things Are and released a widely acclaimed interactive Google Maps mashup film clip in HTML5 for The Wilderness Downtown (watch it in Google Chrome), apparently they had escaped the notice of many popular music fans (and the chagrin of hipsters everywhere).

So many people piped up their astonishment on Twitter that a Tumblr was called for:

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Douching: A Retrospective

Do You Douche? A Short Film from Nerve Media on Vimeo.

Do You Douche? A Short Film from Nerve Media on Vimeo.

"A montage of vintage commercials from the glory days of vaginal rinsing."

Why are there no douche advertisements any more?? This is the first time I've ever seen one. Which would explain why I've clearly been doing it VERY wrong. Pretty sure six parts Jose Cuervo to one part Napisan has a negligible Effectol quotient.


Tuesday, February 15, 2011


Ouch! beware the audio troll - it's a powerful and malevolent force.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Don't Be That Guy, Be Cat Guy!


Listen up fellas, if you spent last night alone, invest in a pussy, and you'll see immediate returns.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Inside the Mind of Kanye West

a. It's nowhere near that neatly organised.

b. There's clearly no space dedicated to "Grow up Kanye."

Good effort though!


Here In My Car...

I got all sauce and that.
I can dress your salad.
Can you imagine that?
In cars.

Christian Northeast

Tusken Ponies Spotted In My Apartment

What?? It's raining, ok.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Sad Teens With Pregnancy Tests

*prom nite dumpster baby joke*


Sorry Egypt

Tweet of the Day: Also: Word of the Day.

More gold from Lawfully Boyish Lukey

Stephen Fry Should Procreate

Could anyone disagree with this? And as long as it doesn't interfere with my fuck Hugh Laurie, marry Stephen Fry vision for the future, I'm all for it.

Thx Lukey!

The Honey Badger

A scary glimpse into a future without Attenborough.


Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Monday, February 7, 2011

Delivering the Rainbows

Thanks Lukey Luke!


My agency has been nominated for the AdNews Digital Agency of the Year award again and entries are open to receive a golden ticket to attend the award ceremony at Star City HOSTED BY BERT NEWTON.

This was my bid - fingers crossed!

I’d like to go to the awards cos I’m running out of ways to get close to Bert Newton!! 

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Reality TV

Don't pretend it's not this awesome.

Defamer Australia

Salaryman Man

No! Who will save the company president?? Oh. It's Salaryman Man.

I Heart Chaos

The Truth Is Out There - FETCH!


Genus Felis

Sorry it's in Cat Latin...

Popped Culture


Unicorn Noir by MisfitMenagerie.

Why Do I Get So Shitty Every Time Tumblr Is Down?




ZOMG! Only Eight More Days to Plan Your Complete Ignoring of V-Day

It's really crept up on me this year!

The Frisky

My Internal Monologue

The Daily What


...every band has one.

Write Your Letters in the Sand


Not Safe for Human Consumption