I was having quite a good day until this video brought me back down to earth. I'm so uncool I didn't even know sports-based Wiccanism was a thing. I do not and never have owned a rat. My hair is all one colour. I have taken a variety of crap from a multitude of people. When a random weedy guy insults my and my comrades' skating skills I would never, ever think to exact my revenge on the next random that walks into frame rather than on him. Ice cold.