Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Dirty Harry Potter

I know what you're thinking. "Did he summon six patronuses or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is an 11 inch holly with a Phoenix feather core, the most powerful wand in the world, and would aveda kedavra your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, He Who Cannot Be Named? 

Well Harry, considering you never actually use any big boy spells and always fall back on some pussy-arsed disarming bullshit, yeah actually I think I'll take my chances.


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