Saturday, January 29, 2011


Jail tats, crazy eyes and a heart of gold. Move over Severus, Sirius Black is where it's at.

*gutteral noise*


To Your Wedding

Do not invite Yoda.


Guy Sebastian

You've changed.

Brown Cardigan

Defensive Facebooking

Been practising this for years!


Crying Wolf



Rusty Oatmeal

Like A Sexy Edison

I hope he patented that shit...


Friday, January 28, 2011



Some Thoughts On Snow

Enjoy your skiing! I'll be in the closest drinking establishment with wifi!


Randy Rainbow: American Idol Edition

Fresh from his very public breakup with partner Mel Gibson, Miz Rainbow takes a little Me Time to follow his dream and chase his ticket to Hollywood. Brilliant.

Best Week Ever


Who in the world is cussing on Twitter? Cursebird is a handy third-party app that provides a real time #$!@ stream. Layer this data over the previously featured Who's Pooping On Twitter? and you've got yourself a pretty darn rich analysis of the most moronic microbloggers out there!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Fern Gully II: Ultimate Muscle Roller

Will the fairies rescue the forest from the evil industrial twink? Can they rely on their super reach around powers to vanquish the evil invasion? Will they apparently give birth to the dancing baby from Ally McBeal in a highly improbable manner?


via Charlie 'Frozen Space Dock' Chux

Sunday, January 23, 2011

World's Fastest Talker

Oh my effing god. It's like Jersey Shore x Spelling Bee x drugs. Mesmerising.

Thanks @CharlieChux!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Monday, January 17, 2011

Kim Jong OK


Skate Witches

I was having quite a good day until this video brought me back down to earth. I'm so uncool I didn't even know sports-based Wiccanism was a thing. I do not and never have owned a rat. My hair is all one colour. I have taken a variety of crap from a multitude of people. When a random weedy guy insults my and my comrades' skating skills I would never, ever think to exact my revenge on the next random that walks into frame rather than on him. Ice cold.

I wish I was dead.

Sad and Useless

Stair Wars


Jabba teh Cat


Saturday, January 15, 2011


Ur planz 2 give meh cement shooz fail agen!

Teh Daileh Wat

Breaking News: Phrase 'Map of Tasmania' Goes Global

Oh happy happy day! Thank you ex-Dresden Doll Amanda for bring this most excellent nugget of Down Under dialect to the (hipster) mainstream!

This is the best thing since when Sonia Kruger remarked on Tamsin Lewis' Dancing with the Stars dress length with the phrase "we almost saw your map of Tamsin."


Normal in Shoreditch

Shoreditch is one of those suburbs in London where trendiness has taken over utility and it can be difficult to find objects that actually serve a purpose beyond functioning as a marker of the owner's street cred/ironic outlook/hipster cool.

That's where Normal in Shoreditch comes in handy, serving you the names and locations of stores where you can purchase a (non-Pantone) mug or embarrassingly humdrum bunch of flowers.

Listen with sound on for most excellent sound effects.

Now can we please have one for Surry Hills?

Holy BURRRN Batman!


Mad Fishes

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Colbert Couch

But Emily, you don't need a couch. You got a new one this year that you haven't even paid off yet.

No, brain. I don't need a couch. I NEED THAT COUCH. Now how much is shipping to Australia?


Friday, January 7, 2011

John Sex: Rock Your Body

Don't mind if I do Mr Sex! I think we just found out what Gaga was watching in 1988...

John Sex: Rock Your Body from DANGEROUS MINDS on Vimeo.

The Awl

Wednesday, January 5, 2011



The Dream of the 90s is Alive in Portland

All my life when the US has come up in conversation I've always said "Oh, yeah - I've always wanted to go to Portland" and the other person is always like "Portland? WTF?"

Now I can just send them this!

Heavy Metal Penguin

Is black penguin of the family.

Dirty Harry Potter

I know what you're thinking. "Did he summon six patronuses or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is an 11 inch holly with a Phoenix feather core, the most powerful wand in the world, and would aveda kedavra your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, He Who Cannot Be Named? 

Well Harry, considering you never actually use any big boy spells and always fall back on some pussy-arsed disarming bullshit, yeah actually I think I'll take my chances.


This Is Why I Love Working In Advertising

Hey, we can't all cure cancer!

this isn't happiness

J-Grobz Does Kanye

You could be excused for thinking pop-opera-crossover-cougar-crumpet Josh Groban might be a bit of a smarmy prat if his discography is anything to go by, but you'd be WRONG! So wrong.

He's actually pretty funny. Thanks Lindz for this awesome and lightning-quick heads up in response to this Kanye post.



Brilliant Corners

Imma Let You Tweet

Cos it's freaking hilarious.

PS I'm so jealous you get water bottles in first class...

via Funny Bin

Monday, January 3, 2011

Cat Hat

By xmoonbloom on Etsy.

PS I'm never shopping in RL again.

'Lil Kim Jong-Il

This is amazing. From a series by the International Society for Human Rights.

Sadly, Senator Conroy didn't make the cut, but you can see the other five at The World's Best Ever.

Kusion Cobain

Load up on down, bring your credenza...

The latest in grunge-chic decor and just the thing to match your Courtney Love Seat, Dave Grohl-ler shutters and brain-splattered feature wall. By Casa Rex.

Via Holycool, previously, previouslier.