Saturday, December 31, 2011

@charltonbrooker's 2011 Wipe

Part 1 of 4. Which just reminded me to Google Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2011.  IT'S BRITISH SNARK TIL BEDTIME BITCHEZ!

via TDW

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Man Hit By Out Of Control Train

Another piece of evidence to support my YouTube Comments Are Totes Maturing theory.

Tastefully Offensive

Good Evening Stephen Fry

I sessy had no idea he said good evening a billion times every show. Now I'll listen for it every time. This is the QI of the show QI. So meta.

The Presurfer

DJ Earworm 2011 - World Go Boom

Best yet?...


WTF I Wanted An iPhone

OMG this is bullshit. I didn't get an iPhone for Christmas either, and this made me realise how super angry I am entitled to be.



Monday, December 26, 2011

Tim Minchin - WoodyAllenJesus

Apparently Jonathan Ross, or Jonathan Woss as he refers to himself, wouldn't put this lulzy ditty on his Christmas TV show because he was scared The Sun would rally a lynch mob to pitchfork him to death upon hearing it. Also, Jonathan Woss would never do anything in poor taste that may offend anyone with delicate morals. (Grandfathers of gothic burlesque artists excepted, of course.)

Anyway, I think it's rather good, and so do half a million other people, if the views on this YouTube video which Tim uploaded 5 days ago are accurate. So perhaps Mr Woss was actually doing Tim a massive favour by creating the kind of controversy which he knew would peak the interest of the internet and attract more eyeballs than an appearance on late night UK TV ever could.

It's a Christmas miracle happy yet fully explainable occurrence.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Mullet Whistler

This hurts my teeth. And my ears.


'Twas the Drunk Before Christmas

Gosling. So hot right now, but Jim Carey steals the show IMO.

Moar Gosling on Tumblr here, herehere, here, here and here.

Fucking James Franco

The fact that this "collection of erotic fiction that describes hypothetical sexual encounters with the greatest American actor, writer, and visual artist of all time" has received 142% of its funding goal on Kickstarter doesn't just give me hope for the future of the arts, but for humanity in general.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Pony Rant: The Post

Yeah, OK fine, except that the damn post office DOESN'T OPEN WEEKENDS or freaking EVENINGS so it's kinda hard to take your stupid note there unless you are unemployed, in which case, WHY ARE MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS FUNDING YOUR EBAY HABIT????!!!!


Haters Gonna Hate

These bitches keep it real.

Thanks @MickeyG77!! x

Friday, November 25, 2011


Twitter just got a bit nerdier... and for this we give thanks.

Season's Disgusting Greetings

It's hard to believe a 9 year old actually drew this, but I want it to be true, if only to restore my faith in the next generation.

via Grace F-H

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Friday, November 18, 2011

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Watch Out Nollywood: Ghana 2016

I don't think we can be the first to -ollywoodify Ghana, on account of political correctness, so without further ado let me share the number one reason I hope armageddon comes in 2012:




For two bucks Brian Spaeth will call someone you nominate and speak to them for two minutes pretending to be a turtle.

Breme: Brand Meme

Hmmm. Not bad, Mentos. Outrageously Positive Dragee:

Saturday, November 12, 2011

MLP Generator

There are plenty of pony design generators which allow you to edit the colours and cutie mark of your own little pony, but the real challenge is coming up with an equal number of accompanying personalities which are cute yet sufficiently differentiated.

Help is at hand:

I highlighted my most fave.


OH NOES! Dis true playa must has mo' money :(

No-no-no nawwwwww!

Illustrated Top Tweets

I don't know why the popularity of tweeting hackneyed platitudes masquerading as inspiration continues to amaze me when I know 10 million copies of the Little Book of Calm have been sold in the real world.

via The Oatmeal

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Friday, November 4, 2011

French Star Wars Ballet Disco

Just when you thought the French were beyond redemption.... you realise they still are.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Monday, October 31, 2011

Confused Kurt Russell Supercut

Poor Kurt feels like an outsider in his own movie.

Thanks Nick!

Monday, October 24, 2011

Basket Case

"Kittens are in danger of drowning in rapacious floodwaters!"

"Fuck that." ~This Guy, 2011

Cute Overload

Friday, October 21, 2011

Like Mah Status

God she's figured out all my professional tactics. Like.

PS my measure of a lady now includes matching her gum with her bra strap.

via Mashable

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Keyboard Cat IRL

Just to be clear - YES, I do want this as a gift and it wouldn't turn into a situation where you got it for me for Christmas or just because and then realised almost immediately that it's the kind of thing I joke about wanting but I am actually offended that you think I'm that immature that I'd want this for reals. I do want it.


Snoop Dogg: Good at the Internet

Oh hi, I just thought you might be interested in seeing the best thing ever:

You may be a weed smoking, porno making, gangsta rapping superstar but you have all the internet skills of a wan, beardy, socially awkward virgin, Snoop. Respect indeed.


Saturday, October 8, 2011

Pony Award Nominee: Best Refusal To Let A Meme Die

I put off watching this, expecting a forced rendition of a tired meme, but Hitler really delivers on the Great iPhone 5 Disappointment. Extra credit for seamless integration of Lemon Party into a completely unrelated scenario. Also, Android sux.

PS Extra credit to Boing Boing for their most appropriate and fitting RIP Steve Jobs re-skin.

Star Wars x Labyrinth: Han Jareth FTW

Too amazing.


Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Rick Perry: Lovable Republican

Makes perfect sense to me...

College Humour

Modern Catholicism: Sign Me Up

Catholics appear to have changed their tune since last time I checked. Like, they have finally embraced science. Check out this guy, who is able to reference* studies (yes, plural) which prove that TV brainwashes us.

Anyway, new Catholicism rawks. Let me share with you some of its other ideas, with which I cannot but agree, including but not limited to:

Feminists got it right! Men are super crappy.

Time to shape up guys. That means no more sport or video games. (Pretty much a given without the telly, anyway)

Also, what the Nazi Pope Benedict are you wearing? Studies and/or the Bible teach that shorts are Satan's bloomers, you sloppy bastards. Pictures from the 1950s show that Dads used to keep their suits and ties on ALL NIGHT after they got home from work - more incontrovertible evidence that we're doing it all wrong today.

And don't even get me started on flip flops.

I don't think so. I DON'T THINK SO!

Dog & Pony Show

*No studies actually referenced, as much as referred to. Oh come on, like you were going to read them anyway.

Thursday, September 29, 2011