Saturday, December 31, 2011
Friday, December 30, 2011
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
Monday, December 26, 2011
Apparently Jonathan Ross, or Jonathan Woss as he refers to himself, wouldn't put this lulzy ditty on his Christmas TV show because he was scared The Sun would rally a lynch mob to pitchfork him to death upon hearing it. Also, Jonathan Woss would never do anything in poor taste that may offend anyone with delicate morals. (Grandfathers of gothic burlesque artists excepted, of course.)
Anyway, I think it's rather good, and so do half a million other people, if the views on this YouTube video which Tim uploaded 5 days ago are accurate. So perhaps Mr Woss was actually doing Tim a massive favour by creating the kind of controversy which he knew would peak the interest of the internet and attract more eyeballs than an appearance on late night UK TV ever could.
It's a Christmas
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Friday, December 23, 2011
Gosling. So hot right now, but Jim Carey steals the show IMO.
Moar Gosling on Tumblr here, here, here, here, here and here.
The fact that this "collection of erotic fiction that describes hypothetical sexual encounters with the greatest American actor, writer, and visual artist of all time" has received 142% of its funding goal on Kickstarter doesn't just give me hope for the future of the arts, but for humanity in general.
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Thursday, December 15, 2011
Friday, December 9, 2011
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Yeah, OK fine, except that the damn post office DOESN'T OPEN WEEKENDS or freaking EVENINGS so it's kinda hard to take your stupid note there unless you are unemployed, in which case, WHY ARE MY TAXPAYER DOLLARS FUNDING YOUR EBAY HABIT????!!!!
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Friday, November 25, 2011
Thursday, November 24, 2011
It's so touching that her friend stays by her side for every second of the ordeal to continue filming, except where being doubled over laughing makes it impossible.
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Saturday, November 19, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
I don't think we can be the first to -ollywoodify Ghana, on account of political correctness, so without further ado let me share the number one reason I hope armageddon comes in 2012:
Saturday, November 12, 2011
There are plenty of pony design generators which allow you to edit the colours and cutie mark of your own little pony, but the real challenge is coming up with an equal number of accompanying personalities which are cute yet sufficiently differentiated.
Help is at hand:
I highlighted my most fave.
I don't know why the popularity of tweeting hackneyed platitudes masquerading as inspiration continues to amaze me when I know 10 million copies of the Little Book of Calm have been sold in the real world.
via The Oatmeal
Thursday, November 10, 2011
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Friday, November 4, 2011
Thursday, November 3, 2011
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Monday, October 31, 2011
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Just to be clear - YES, I do want this as a gift and it wouldn't turn into a situation where you got it for me for Christmas or just because and then realised almost immediately that it's the kind of thing I joke about wanting but I am actually offended that you think I'm that immature that I'd want this for reals. I do want it.
Oh hi, I just thought you might be interested in seeing the best thing ever:
You may be a weed smoking, porno making, gangsta rapping superstar but you have all the internet skills of a wan, beardy, socially awkward virgin, Snoop. Respect indeed.
Sunday, October 9, 2011
Saturday, October 8, 2011
I put off watching this, expecting a forced rendition of a tired meme, but Hitler really delivers on the Great iPhone 5 Disappointment. Extra credit for seamless integration of Lemon Party into a completely unrelated scenario. Also, Android sux.
PS Extra credit to Boing Boing for their most appropriate and fitting RIP Steve Jobs re-skin.
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Catholics appear to have changed their tune since last time I checked. Like, they have finally embraced science. Check out this guy, who is able to reference* studies (yes, plural) which prove that TV brainwashes us.
Anyway, new Catholicism rawks. Let me share with you some of its other ideas, with which I cannot but agree, including but not limited to:
Feminists got it right! Men are super crappy.
Time to shape up guys. That means no more sport or video games. (Pretty much a given without the telly, anyway)
Also, what the Nazi Pope Benedict are you wearing? Studies and/or the Bible teach that shorts are Satan's bloomers, you sloppy bastards. Pictures from the 1950s show that Dads used to keep their suits and ties on ALL NIGHT after they got home from work - more incontrovertible evidence that we're doing it all wrong today.
And don't even get me started on flip flops.
I don't think so. I DON'T THINK SO!
Dog & Pony Show
*No studies actually referenced, as much as referred to. Oh come on, like you were going to read them anyway.