Wednesday, December 29, 2010
MAN OR MONKEY?
OMG I just received an anonymous gift in my mailbox.... A feature-length documentary named MAN OR MONKEY?
The DVD copy goes onto read:
see for yourself
EVOLUTION IS A DANGEROUS RELIGEON
DR HOVIND EXPOSES ALL THE LIES
So many questions! Who's Dr Hovind? Is he hot? Is he like a GP or does he have a Ph.D in monkeys and shit??? WHAT OTHER LIES HAVE BEEN SOLDTO ME????
I'll turn my phone back on at 4:30, so don't y'all even TRY to call me before then.
EDITED TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS:
According to Wikipedia Dr Kent Hovind is:
a.) An American Young Earth creationist and conspiracy theorist! He's totally not down with anything like evolution, geophysics or cosmology but totally rates Genesis (it's his fave bit). He totally started a ministry for Creation Science Evangelism in the 80s and made controversial statements in settings such as private schools, churches, debates and even on radio and the telly! Unfortch he's chilling in jail now, after being slapped with a 10 year sentence in 2007 for 12 tax offenses, one count of obstructing federal agents and forty-five counts of structuring cash transactions. Whoa Nelly!
b.) Not hot :(
c.) Not either kind of doctor! But he was awarded a master's degree and doctorate in Christian Education through correspondence from the non-accredited Patriot University, which coincidentally where I received my Doctorate of Hasbrology and Pony Sciences! THANX INTARWEBZ!