Wednesday, October 20, 2010

How To Thursday: Scoring With Eurotrash

Take notes sistas:

1. Be sober!!! (that always helps)
2. Do your best Stepford Wife imitation (European guys are just like any other guys - they're all just looking for a fleshlight in a floral flock - you just can't understand what they're saying 'cos they're talking that hot Europinglish!)
3. Serve drinks!!! (take your lead from J-Lo! Why do you think all her marriages have been so successful!? Prompt beverage delivery everrrry time. LOL!!!)

Two Thousand

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