Wednesday, July 28, 2010

"Celestial" "Soul" "PORTRAITS"


Sick of all those dull photos of you that exclude your true "Essence?" Are your albums filled with snaps that lack content from "Astral Planes?" Do you just want to be seen as you really are - wearing a wizard hat, brandishing a crystal wand and riding the fuck out of a Celestial Goddess Dolphin Totem?


Just follow these easy "steps:"


And you could go from stretch fabric:


TO SIEGFRIED-AND-ROY-STAGE-HAND-SPECTACULAR:


From cheerleader:


TO CHAKRA-CADABRA-CETACEAN-CHILLIN':


From mild personality disorder:


TO SERENADING-SUBTROPICAL-SEX-ALIEN:


And from not allowed within 200 metres of a primary school:


TO FUCK-OFF-LASER-ZEUS-BRING-ME-YOUR-SONS:


Erial also does family portraits.

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