Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Notes From Chris

Oh Chris, you are so hilarious I don't even care that you misspelled 'fare'. And I've unfriended people who have joined too many misspelled Facebook groups.

Todd Lamb.

Mean Girls in the White House

Can't help it if it has a wide-set vagina and a heavy flow.

Married to the Sea

Married to the Sea.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Dinosaur Eating Chicken Drumstick Ring

Welcome to my future engagement ring.

Stop Boring Hugh Laurie

I wonder if I could bore his pants off...

I'm Not Drunk: The Game

Pro tip: if a police officer ever asks you anything, the correct response is "two cans officer."

2010 in Misspelled Signs

On the downside I can only breathe through my mouth and just spent $50 on soup and juice and aloe vera tissues. On the upside I'm too sick to work and can spend today scouring teh webz for LOLZ.

You have to give it to those gays, they make a mean protest sign!