Thursday, December 30, 2010

You Got Fiddled



This dude made this for his intermediate editing class at film school! AMAZING.

Internet Lurker

ALL THESE THINGS ARE MADE OF CHOCOLATE

Shoes - CHOCOLATE!!! 
Play Station - CHOCOLATE!!!!!!! 

Cute baby shit - CHOCOLAAAAATE!

Fancy shoes - CHOCO-LATTE!

iPhone 4 - delicious CHOCOLATE

Burger. No lettuce but, that's a bit shit. 

Holy Mother of Cute - UNOFFICIAL SANRIO CHOCOLATE!

Nail kit and random lippie? Bit weird but soooo tasty!

Handbag - it's pink chocky!

Vintage phone - choco nom noms!

Bondage kit w/ probe. DISGUSTING CHOCOLATE!

Oreos! Fuck being chocolate flavoured. THESE ARE 100% CHOCOLATE! - META CHOCOLATE!!!!!

Egg lollipop - doesn't even exist. Just made it up AND THEN MADE IT CHOCOLATE!

FUCK IT, WHY STOP THERE? CHOCO-FRIES LOLLIPOP FTW

Hi-Tops + Chocolate = CHOC-TOPS!

Cupcake + chocolate + on a stick. OMFG


I cannot be more clear than this: ALL THESE THINGS THAT WERE ALREADY AWESOME NOW COME IN SOLID CHOCOLATE.

Go and buy them ALL now at Chocolosophy. It's all in Spanish, but Google will translate it for ya. MUY BUENO!

Why Wait 'Til Valentines Day...



...to say what you really feel?

I bet Terri Irwin wishes she hadn't.

Someecards

Unwrap A Christmas Gif



Ahahahahaha! Way late on the uptake here, but love this idea for a single-serving site.

And to all my ad school teachers who said "hello_emily, you can't make a whole idea out of a stupid pun" IT WOULD SEEM LIKE 11,000 FREAKING PEOPLE DISAGREE WITH YOU!!!!!! OK?

Happy holidays!

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Who's Pooping On Twitter?



Another crucial, yet disgusting, piece of the internet puzzle.

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Merry Carlos



This Redditor's mail man gave an awesomely personalised greeting this year.

Awesome.

Yu Cheng Hong's Cyber Goddesses

He was born in the 80s in Taipei and now creates delicious digital divas (and some dudes). He mostly creates characters and has worked with some of the best gaming studios in Taiwan.

PS I can't believe it's an actual job to come up with sexy ass-kicking girls for video games. EPIC WIN.

Check out his website and his bloggy.

via Sweet Station


It's DJ Earworm Time Again

Christmas food coma abating, last-minute New Year's Eve plans a-making. Must be time for DJ Earworm's end of year mashup celebration of the Billboard Top 25.



Wednesday, December 29, 2010

IT'S MR SCAT CAT



Bee ba ba ba da ba. Ba da ba da ba. Beeee ba da ba da ba. It's teh Scat Cat.

Coilhouse

PostSecret



Oh sweetie, don't worry. Just because they find Satan's clingwrap in the bloodied pockets of your jeans doesn't mean they'll think any different of you.

If they really knew you, the fact you were a hell-bound uber-whore would have come as no surprise.

PostSecret

Boba Fett-ish Wear



Oooh - LOVE! Boba Fett is officially Old Gregg's most favourite Star Wars character, coming a close second to Darth Maul.

Obviously Chewie is the ACTUAL best character, but there's no accounting for taste.

Anyway, I LOVE these grundies - too cute! Just the thing to have in your bag for when your C-3PO cozzie is all wet.

via Fashionably Geek

MAN OR MONKEY?



OMG I just received an anonymous gift in my mailbox.... A feature-length documentary named MAN OR MONKEY?

Here's The Good New From The Web




If 4chan is the porn-obsessed 14-year-old vigilante hive mind of the net, then reddit is the incensed Arts Undergrad dabbling in leftwing student politics of teh 'tubez. And this Christmas they spread some cheer to LA high-schooler Jeremy Marks.

Marks had basically been thrown in jail for quietly filming a police officer assault a 15-year-old school kid. He was charged with "attempted lynching of an officer of the law" which seems a little unreasonable until you hear the cop's version of events which accused Marks of shouting "kick her arse" to the high-schooler in question as he was being arrested. At gunpoint.

Friday, December 24, 2010

I Wonder If You Can Get This Painted On China?



'Cos I want the Royal Doulton dinner set for Christmas!

Regretsy.

Unichronic




Ummmm.... That's why they don't let boy designers into Hasbro.

Pretty cool but!

By Jesse Fillingham, at Meathaus.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDOLPH



Merry mash-up win.

Happy holidays y'all!

xox Teh Poneh

Say You Will, Say You Won't, Just Watch This Freaking Awesome Video...

...about a cat, a hedgehog in a dress and a wolf what have a party and that.

Worth the three minutes of your life for the soundtrack/reminder that B*witched ever exitsed alone.



Lost at E Minor.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Ah-MAYZ-ing Oprah Lady

What a great ambassador for Sydney this enthusiastic woman is. Right down to her motivational-slogan-by-Nike singlet. Can you imagine if Oprah had gone to Melbourne instead? She'd have been lucky if a scarf-wearing hipster had even bothered to put down their McSweeney's and peer out of their trendy laneway cafe to cop a squiz.



Thanks Niction for the heads up!

Toast. By Chloe Sevigny

Sorry Chloe, as much as I like you I think even you would have to agree that this is relatively accurate.



Pillaged from Aaron's Facebook wall. Thx!

Monday, December 13, 2010

Friday, December 10, 2010

We Interrupt this Broadcast for Some Breaking FAIL...





Failbook

True American Dog

Thanks Luke, for another web find full of WIN.

True American Dog is an internet news site that many have heralded as a threat to net giants Gawker Media and The Huffington Post. But I think when you look at the news categories, you'll realise that TAD doesn't step on the toes of established news sites, but provides complementary coverage.



In West Godric's Hollow Born and Raised...


Monday, December 6, 2010

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHASHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Videogum

CAT PUZZLE



What does it mean???????

Awesome Robot

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Friday, December 3, 2010

Choco-Balls



I feel a new Ferrero digital strategy coming on as we speak...

Buzzfeed

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Riding Dirty

dey caught meh!

Erotic Spot-the-Difference Photo Hunt


PUDDI PUDDI




ZOMG TEH CUUUUUUTE!


Giga Pudding is a make-your-own candy kit manufactured by Japanese toy company Takara Tomy (available for purchase here). While commercials for the product have been circulating the English web for its kitsch value, its popularity skyrocketed on the evening of November 30th, 2010, when 4chan’s moderators decided to embed a clip of Giga Pudding commercial across the individual imageboards, not to mention the wordfilter that turned all user posts into an endless sequence of “PUDDI,” a piece of lyrics (presumably short for “pudding”) repeatedly heard in the commercial.
Aided by 4chan’s high traffic volume and the wordfilter effectively blocking all text-based discussions, Giga Pudding became the subject of internet meme overnight, spawning hundreds of derivative images and the spam-like comments of “PUDDI” eventually spreading over to other websites.



Things I Need: Dancing Cat Speaker Edition



Two Thousand

Friday, November 26, 2010

ROBOT IN DISGUISE



LMAO! This rulz.

From SweetBlissBistro on Etsy.

Happy Turkey Day!



Enjoy your day off while us hardworking Aussies slave away at Fosters factories/croc farms.

TDW

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Grandma Reads Kanye's Tweets



LIZ LEMON!!!

Buzzfeed

Uni-Shoesies



Deposited on my Facebook wall by the lovely @Ebswearspink.

WANT WANT WANTTTTTT!

Etsy

Missing Unicorn



There's a unicorn on the loose in New York City!!

Not really, it's all an elaborate ruse concocted by an artist called Camomile, who has distributed 2,000 reward posters around the city.

And set up a website where you can log your unicorn sightings and buy a Missing Unicorn t-shirt.

Neatorama

Baby on Board




BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!11!!!!1

*mum's voice in my head reminding me it won't be funny when I have kids*

SHUT UP MUM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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