Crumpy is exactly half way in between grumpy and cranky and is always super cute. Crumpiness usually exhibits itself first thing in the morning when your girlfriend wakes you up by poking your bum and giggling, or when you are a tiny wild black bear covered in snow and a guy called Lynn (WTF BTW?) is taking photos of you. CRUMPY!!!!!!!!!
From The Guardian's gallery on the new BBC doco Bearwalker of the Northwoods.