I saw Russell Brand's stand up show last night. EPIC FUNNEEZ. I think he may be the only person on earth who could proposition the entire audience, then detail exactly how he enjoys his blow jobs ("in the neck") and penetration ("bumming, or as you Aussies say, aynul") and still come off as a debonaire charmer.
And of course as soon as I got home I googled him and found a very old episode of The Bill that he appeared it. He 'adn't even done nuffink or nuffink! Needless to say, Mr Brand was promptly nicked.