Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Thursday Funny



The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

 After all the background checks, interviews

 And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

 Two men and a woman.


 For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

 The men to a large metal door and handed

 Him a gun.

 'We must know that you will follow your

 Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

 Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

 In a chair . . . Kill her!!'

 The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

 Never shoot my wife.'

 The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

 For this job.Take your wife and go home.'


 The second man was given the same instructions.

 He took the gun and went into the room. All was

 Quiet for about 5 minutes.

 The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,

 But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't

 Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'


 Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

 Same instructions, to kill her husband.She took the

 Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one

 After another.  They heard screaming, crashing,

 Banging on the walls.After a few minutes, all was

 Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the

 Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.  'I had to

 Beat him to death with the chair.'

Thanks John from my work for sending this around :)

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