OK, I'm including this because it is a good list for the most part, and I refer in particular to the anti-eating face mask which is clearly genius and I believe may have been patented by Nicole Ritchie.
BUT THE KITTY-WIG!? The kitty-wig is a whimsical foray into creative inventiveness which represents the very apex of domesticated feline attire. Fox! Shame on you! Long live the kitty-wig!