Lipstick Rings Around the Toilet Bowl Are Never a Good Sign
Young daughter to mother flushing toilet: Mommy! It says "do not flush."
Mother: No, honey, it says "do not flush feminine products."
Young daughter: What are "feminine products"?
Mother (after pause): Lipstick.
--Macy's Bathroom, W 34th St
Overheard by: Brin