Sunday, March 1, 2009

Overheard in New York


Like They Did With The Da Vinci Code?

Drunk girl at a party #1 (in a high-pitched "baby Jesus" voice): I want frankincense now! I want frankincense and myrrh right now! Why mama put me in the hay? I wanna bed! Why my momma can't have no house! I want frankincense!
Drunk girl at a party #2: The Catholic church is going to kick you in the face!

--Astoria


Overheard in New York.

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