Um, wow. That dude that invented the pill FUCKING RULES! Like Jesus was awesome, Martin Luther King was epic rad, Madonna - clearly has always been amazing, but the pill guy? HE FUCKING RULES. You know what I mean?
In the Dark Ages in Europe, things were dark for a reason, not the least of which was that, with the lights on, a typical man might wonder why his girlfriend had weasel balls strapped to her leg.
We may not be magicians and our amateur dabbling in gynecology has been less than revealing, but we're pretty sure this method is aces since we don't know many men who would be able to perform sexually after seeing a pair of innocent, severed balls hanging from his mate as decoration.