Thursday, February 26, 2009

Popbitch Friday Funnies

An elderly man walks into a confessional. He tells the
priest, 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 
70 years, many children and grandchildren. Yesterday, 
I picked up two college girls hitchhiking. We went to 
a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.'

Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?'
Man: 'What sins?"
Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?'
Man: 'I'm Jewish.'
Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?'
Man: 'I'm 92 years old ... I'm telling everybody.' 
Q: What do you call a tellytubby who has been burgled?
A: A tubby.


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