Monday, February 9, 2009

Pets Who Want to Kill Themselves


“ISN’T THIS OUTFIT SUPPOSED TO COME WITH SOME KIND OF POISON APPLE?”



“THAT’S WHY YOU MAKE A GROCERY LIST! I WOULDN’T BAKE A SHIT PIE WITH THIS STUFF. NOW GO BACK TO THE STORE AND GET ME WHAT I ASKED FOR: MARIE CALLENDER’S! AND HEY, SPRING FOR A DOG BED WHILE YOU’RE AT IT. WHAT AM I—OSCAR THE FUCKING GROUCH!”


“HERE’S A CRAZY IDEA. SEEING AS I JUST GOT OUT OF SURGERY AND WE’RE IN A FREAKIN’ HOSPITAL, MAYBE WE COULD COOL IT ON DOING THE ‘RUNNING MAN’ RIGHT NOW.”


“DAMN IT, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WOULD BE THE FIRST PLACE YOU’D LOOK. NEXT TIME I’LL HIDE IN A SALAD, YOU FAT FUCK.”



Suicidal pets. The silent epidemic!!


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