Tuesday, February 3, 2009

F*** My Life


Does you life suck a little bit? Then this is the place to visit! Either share your own evidence of suckiness, or relish in the suckiness of the lives of others to make yourself feel a little better.

Here are a few choice examples:

Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed "why, Jesus?!?" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me who found religion in prison and is a born again christian was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

Today, my gf asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML

Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

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