"Dr, would you kiss me?" says the patient.
"No", says the doctor. "You are a very beautiful
woman but it's against my code of ethics.
"Please, just one kiss", she asks again.
"It's totally out of the question" he replies.
"Strictly speaking you shouldn't even be sucking my cock."
The remnants of birds hit by, or flying into,
airplanes are called Snarge.An echidna baby is called a puggle. (Not to be
confused with a cross between a pug and a beagle).