And won't be blogging til mid-January!! YAY!!!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
I Smell Sitcom!
Drunk high-class hooker: I wanna tell you a joke.
Drunk suit: Okay, what is it?
Drunk high-class hooker: What is the definition of "indefinitely"?
Drunk suit: I dunno, what?
Drunk high-class hooker: When your balls are against my ass, you're in... definitely!
--Del Frisco's Steak House
Overheard by: the itis
Monday, December 22, 2008
"The classic Wayfarer started to come back strong a couple of years ago. Before Ray-Ban could catch on, we saw brands such as Super create hundreds of colorways of the all-time classic and successfully releasing them into the market. After Ray-Ban finally knew what was going on, the brand also started releasing a couple of new colorways of the sunglasses.
Next year Ray-Ban will be releasing the “Colorize” kit, which much like Adicolor, bundles a pair of all white Ray-Ban Wayfarers with some markers that can be used to colorize the sunglasses. Interesting move, unseen in the sunglass market, but just like with Adicolor, the final outcome is in most cases questionable. Via Kanye/Acquire."
Whenever I spray Febreze, I have to spray it slowly like they do in the commercial. Then when i\’m done spraying it, i have to smell the room and smile, like they also do in the commercial.
I cannot touch corduroy fabric, the touch is like sandpaper with its softness. Thin nor large strand I will not have this touch my being. I will not sit, touch, own, or come into contact with corduroy. My friends tease me about it, threatening to give me corduroy gifts. I will not take them, I say.
Every time I am done using the toilet, I have to put down the lid before i flush, because I am afraid that all the particles from inside the toilet are attaching themselves to my toothbrush. When other people use my bathroom and I see that they didn’t put the lid down at all, I freak out and wash my toothbrush until I believe it’s clean again.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
And the Antikythera mechanism is an ancient machine dating back to 100BC which was found in a shipwreck off Greece. The thing is that we have no idea who made it and it contains elements, such as gears, that otherwise were unknown until about 1,000 years later. The mechanism was used to work out astronomical positions.
Stuck for Christmas gift ideas for that special weed-smoker in your life?