Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Seven Bizarre Craigslist Personals

Personals are funny at the best of times but these are total cake takers.

"I mean, come on! It was like 50 paces to the nearest restroom! I sat there in my car wondering what the hell you were up to – you spent at least two minutes scurrying around your parked car, looking to see if the coast was clear. I thought you were going to like break into someone else’s car, or something. Then I guessed you thought you were “safe” and hurried to the front of your car, near the third level stairwell, dropped your pants, squatted and WENT TO IT! For Christ’s sake, woman! All the time you spent looking out for passing cars so no one would see you crapping like a dog in public, you could have hustled your lazy ass downstairs and into the building and USED THE DAMNED RESTROOM! Sheesh! Anyway – if you’re free later, drop me a line. I was never more turned on in my life." 

"I shouted "fuck the police"... you made the Black Panther fist. You got tasered, I got goosebumps. Your hair is very pretty. Let's chat after you make bail."

Read them all at iSuki.

1 comment:

gusinboots said...

bless - and they say romance is dead!