Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Overheard in New York


I Smell Sitcom!

Drunk high-class hooker: I wanna tell you a joke.
Drunk suit: Okay, what is it?
Drunk high-class hooker: What is the definition of "indefinitely"?
Drunk suit: I dunno, what?
Drunk high-class hooker: When your balls are against my ass, you're in... definitely!

--Del Frisco's Steak House

Overheard by: the itis


Overheard in New York.

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