Sunday, November 2, 2008

Overheard In New York

Only Matt Dillon's Dick Has Been in Audrey Hepburn's Ass

Hobo, interrupting a guy and a girl: Excuse me, could I bum a cigarette or get some spare change? 
Young man: I'm low on cash and sorry, but I have a cigarette for you. (hands hobo a cigarette) Do you need a light? 
Hobo: Nope. (walks away)
(young man and woman continue conversation, hobo comes back and interrupts again) 
Hobo
: Can I ask you a question? 

Young man: Shoot! 
Hobo: What does Matt Damon's dick look like in Audrey Hepburn's ass? 
Young woman: Trick question.
(hobo gives them the finger, walks away)

--Central Park


Overheard in New York.

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