Monday, October 20, 2008

Tuesday Funny

Three parrots are for sale.

They cost £100, £200 and £15.

A woman asks "Why is that parrot so cheap?" 

The shopkeeper replies, "because it used to
live in a brothel." 

The woman thinks its funny and buys the parrot. 

When she gets home the parrot says,
"F**k me a new brothel!" 

The woman laughs. 

Her two daughters come home, the parrot says 
"F**k me new prossies!" 
The girls laugh. 

The husband come home and the parrot says 
"F**k me Keith i haven't seen you for weeks".

From Popbitch.

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