At Which Point, the Party's Over Before It's Begun
Woman #1: They're teaching sex ed in school. But he wasn't understanding what "menstruation" was, so I told him it was like throwing a party, and you put up decorations and make a cake, but no one shows up so you tear it all down and throw it away.
Woman #2: That's clever.
Woman #1: And that premature ejaculation is when everyone shows up to the party two hours too early while you're still getting ready.
--Bench, Central Park
Overheard by: Rebecca
From Overheard in New York.