A Woman's Right to Wednesday One-Liners
Angry black woman: Why these motherfuckers always wearing "right for life" buttons, philosophizing and shit?
--Dallas BBQ, Brooklyn Heights
Overheard by: Mike H
Student: Aborting your baby is so boring now. Everyone does it.
--Bard High School Early College
Drunk loud teenage Latina: Ladies and gentlemen, I am a minority and I have never had an abortion!
Overheard by: g-lime
Man on cell: Oh... Oh shit... Well, can't you just take a wire hanger and pull it out? Yeah, just stick the hanger in and pull it right out! Okay? Okay. Bye.
--Staten Island Ferry
Overheard by: marge
Fabulous gay guy: So, my coworkers at Olive Garden all wanted to go out for a picnic one day. Our one friend had to work though, so we told her to tell our boss she needed to go get an abortion and she actually did it!
--Life Cafe, Avenue B & 10th St
Overheard by: Rachel W.